I’m not understanding the assertion that the Sacramento Kings are an NBA team.

Wait, who are the Celtics like?

The trial fucking enraged me. Kobe had his scumbag lawyer “accidentally” use the accuser’s full name in open court half a dozen times just to make sure it got out there so legions of unhinged fans would make her life a living hell until she gave up and went away. And it fucking worked. The judge threatened to hold her…

How can Kobe be in the conversation for the greatest pariah when he wasn’t even the biggest on his own team?

If I could give you a thousand stars I would.

As a devout member of the Abdul-Jabbar Mosque, I gotta affirm what you already know: Ain’t a damn thing ever cracking the Church of Kobestan. It’s like Scientology. Once they’re in, they’re never coming back.

“For the record, the correct response to that clue is Chris Long.”

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

“Jaguars Junction” is an independent source of football analysis unaffiliated with any professional sports franchise.

Andy Reid did this exact thing a few years ago. But it was an accident because he thought it was 3rd down.

He’s literally calling this game.

Aren't they all.

There’s a cooler on the floor. That means this one will be cooler than the last one

Don’t bother, pretty sure PimpHand’s a troll. Just look at his comment history.

Hyperbole drive....ENGAGE!!!

Carson had the best fart jokes!

When asked if Chevy should succeed him on The Tonight Show, Johnny Carson famously opined “Chevy Chase couldn’t ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.”

I’d be the last guy to defend Chevy Chase because the guy is clearly an asshole, but his assessment of today’s SNL isn’t too far off.

“Regardless, Feinstein’s failure to publicize the contents, or to share them confidentially with her fellow lawmakers, has proved controversial”