That third down play was actually a performance art piece entitled Ennui

That GIF! It’s a twelve yard completion for -5 yards. That’s incredible.

• Sam Bradford completed 17 passes for a grand total of 90 yards.

because Gordon has just two accrued seasons

That’s the kicker - they didn’t.

“On April 29, 2007, Moss was traded to the New England Patriots for a fourth-round draft pick, where he set the single-season record for touchdown receptions.”

Honestly, good for him. The poor bastard has been part of 10 wins and 1 tie since his 2012 rookie season. 

Growing up in NEO, I agree with all of this. The Indians could win the next ten World Series and it wouldn’t matter as much as one Browns Super Bowl win.

Right on time:

They should have traded him for a kicker.

And of course watch Gordon become Randy Moss in a Patriot uniform. Stop fucking trading with Belichick, goddammit! 

Extremely Bill Simmons voice: Are we sure Josh Gordon is good?

I hate this team and I hate myself even more for continually supporting this team.  Every fucking year I hear other dumb ass Browns fans go “THIS YEAR IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT” and it never is.  The Indians just wrapped up another division title (yes, I know, the AL Central sucks ass, I don’t care) and Lebron lead the…

As soon as word got out that The Browns were finished with Gordon, everyone here knew exactly what was about to happen, right?

1 if by run, pick 6 if by air.

The unholy trinity.

5. Barstool lives rent free in Deadspin’s head.

Laura, you’re like, really going all-in on being the centrepiece of the next Dead Letters eh? Trump, Bills fans and Portnoy in one week? Yikes.

Might as well preempt these before the Stoolie brigade descends upon this article.