There have been so many Spider-Man video games that there is an entire fucking wikipedia page devoted to listing them all.

He’d be the Tomi Lehran to J. Jonah’s Glenn Beck.

Sorry you lost on the trade, New York. Cleveland just bead you to it.

Now that’s a savage burn.

That’s kind of a blanket statement, isn’t it?

That’s such bullshit.  Where is Jeter going to find a basket big enough to hold Stanton?

I have reservations about starring this comment.

they can’t make the Indians give him back, that would be offensive

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

I hope they change it to the dedication to his grandma. Goes to show family is important.

Especially in 2016

Larry Brown couldn’t win a title with Allen fucking Iverson but give him Rip Hamilton...

23 million a year? My goodness. That’s Chandler Parsons type money.

Hopefully, this is the first of many instances of owners and players being on the same page. 

Please add the requisite “drunk Papa” photo to the top of this article. Thank you.

I’m going to be honest, I’ve never really expected much from Papa John’s. 

Several were worried that the public wouldn’t pay for The Athletic at all when so many already subscribed to the Post, which has robust local and national coverage.

As stupid as the specifics of Werth’s rant are (nerds! computers on the field! MIT grads who never played!), I think his overall point is different from the reactionaries during the sabermetric revolution. He’s not saying bunts are better for helping win games than home runs, or that advanced metrics are preventing…

I like that you made up a percentage statistic to express the amount of less fun you’re having as a results of looking at statistics.

This is probably the best take on the issue. Baseball is at least 50% less fun. All of the HRs make them less exciting (with the exception of guys like Stanton and Judge hitting monster shots), and all of the Ks make for a lot less action.