Way to go hackers, it’s going to take the PGA forever to come up with replacement tournament logos featuring a trophy surrounded by two golf clubs.

the judge should order them to tweet “croatoan” and delete the account 

Most crotchety old uncles with baseball opinions were fully in favor of him losing to Miguel, though.

Jose Ramirez might not win the MVP, but it could be worse: he could be on Yoenis Cesepdes’ heels.

Guys! I found a Red Sox fan!

Same reason why the NFL has two awards even though teams play interconference games there too. Because no one wants to be the asshole who cuts the number of awards given out.

So, for a couple years, everyone was talking about Francisco Lindor and how amazing he was going to be. And honestly, he’s largely lived up to the hype! He’s great! But one of the coolest things has been how, starting two-and-a-half years ago, Jose came out of nowhere and has become a lynchpin for this team’s success.

 You have successfully named the third best player in baseball by both fWAR and bWAR. Well done you.

Mike Trout might lose consecutive MVP awards to men named Jose. I think my uncle will have something to say about this.

2009 Name of the Year champ right there

Nope, Bark is a real person. EDSBS liked to refer to him as “Our Steampunk Emperor” back in his LSU days, and Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe (who’s a big NFL fan) named his fantasy team “Barkevious Mingo’s Mum.” Most tellingly, dude earned the NOTY 2009 Name of the Year.

Mom, what happened to Coleman?

They’re not letting him loose too early. They’re setting him free. Have you no compassion for the young man? 

That’s the thing: For a weird tenth of a second, in the theater, I thought that the reaction I was having was dislike. And then I realized that it was just that I was on the verge of fainting.

Without revealing the story of this one, Cavill really comes on as the movie goes along. By the end of it you feel like you can’t take your eyes off him.

Now I want a supercut of people describing how much of badass Ethan Hunt is.

I do have a kind of sneaking suspicion that, even if it’s only on an unconscious level, some part of Tom Cruise wants to die making a Mission: Impossible movie and be The Guy Who Died For His Commitment To His Craft.

Hm, on the other hand, Alec Baldwin told the prime minister of the UK that Ethan Hunt is “the living manifestation of destiny” in his full-on You Ask Me If I Have A God Complex Voice. That’s gotta count for something.

I would like to personally apologize for forgetting the rule that you’re only allowed to like one action movie in your lifetime.

I have had a hard time with this. While I think Cruise is a danger when it comes to his personal life, I hear nothing but amazing things in his professional life - he knows everyone’s name on a project, is incredibly polite, and does his job, including press tours, without complaining. For me, this (and my love of Led …