“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

Sorry Papa John, any take-backs must be made within 30 minutes of the original apology.

“I will not allow either my good name or the good name of the company I founded and love to be unfairly tainted.”

“Papa John Has Regrets.”

When Goldberg founded and ran B-R, it was nothing but poorly-written, unedited listicles commissioned from unpaid high school- and college-aged dudes who thought that it was going to be their ticket to sportswriting fame and fortune, despite not being good enough writers or thinkers to get hired anywhere real.

1992 Lithuania wins

As a Lions fan, it’s nice to see them hold onto something for only a split second that’s not a lead for once.

Some might consider the 1998 version the peak of the form, and they’ve changed bit by bit since then.

Bleacher Report, a sports site for idiots

It would have cost a lot more, but he had to take the comments along with it.

Why does Margot Robbie look like HBC in Alice in Wonderland?

I’ll never understand why Valve just stopped making games. Did they make so much money they didn’t have to make anymore games? They don’t care? What’s the reason?

So, at the office a couple of days ago we were going over some Gamescom stuff, and one of the older producers pointed at an area of the convention floor and said: “We’re not allowed to know what’s being presented in this area.” He then turned to all of us with a lop-sided and grin and pointed at one particular colored…

To clarify: The former Gawker sites are now part of the Gizmodo Media Group, which, alongside us and the other Onion sites, makes up the larger Fusion Media Group. We’re not part of the GMG, we just exist under the same general umbrella as them. (And happily, in my case, at least.)

Offer him a drink, you mannerless chimp. Sheesh.

If Sacha can stick his face into a grotesquely fat man’s ass and then chase him naked through a hotel and around a crowded ballroom, he can take one for the team and get a blowjob from Pence. I’m sure he’d agree with me.

... the AV Club didn’t do that. Different company. Different people. Do you even know what site you’re on right now?

Sarah Palin... now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time... a long time.

He should interview Pence as Bruno. That’d be a hoot.

I think it’s like the ‘G’ spot.