There’s an NBA franchise in Charlotte? I will write that down.

Since Booker was drafted, 99 players have played at least 4000 minutes and had an average usage rate of at least 20%.

I appreciate having someone on staff helping me fight the good fight.  Booker is butt and I’m tired of hearing “but he scored 70 points in a game!” and “he’s only 21 and his teammates are butt!”  Yes, his team is butt, but so is he. 

Jesus. He had a WS/48 of .063. Carmelo Anthony, who was by all accounts bad last year, had a WS/48 of .071.

“Hey, at least it wasn’t your lap top.”

Despite getting mostly positive notices for The Last Jedi, Rian Johnson, for example, has seen his movie (and his cast) relentlessly pilloried by a whiny portion of their fanbase that didn’t get exactly what they wanted.

Administrative leave...from Subway?  

Hm, dang, that’s a good point.

Wrong, Sword of Gryffindor for maximum reach, duh!

The tough part is having to drink a whole pool of TB12 while your mind replays that awkwardly long father-son kiss.

Wait, if he was sitting on someone’s shoulders, would he have to dribble? He’s not taking any steps and you don’t need to dribble just because your teammates are walking.

Gotta go basilisk fang on this one, IMO

What if the Ring of Protection was a horcrux? How would you defeat it?

Duh.

“Double Bird?!?”

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

My alma mater does not play. Lawd, when brought up Moby Dick and said to ask Benito I died. You cannot get a more professorial burn then to shout out a story about a slave revolt while dunking on the Western Cannon. He should pen some shit for Drake, LOL!

‘Scrappy Warriors’? My God.

yes that is the joke

Good move