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Everybody’s appropriating all the time in acting.

I was thinking more like the Chernobyl sewer monster from the X-Files.

How often are these characters played by actual queer people? (Not often enough still!)

David Duke melted down a long time ago.

They should let the guy who was moderating this debate do the national ones! In his debate, if you don’t answer the actual question, you lose your turn. Politics would be better if everyone followed this rule. That’s the difference between a moderator and an enabler!

The first time I read this headline I wasn’t paying enough attention and I thought David Duke had been pepper sprayed. I was briefly very happy and amused until I reread it more carefully.

The last time the Cubs won, women couldn’t vote. With this win, we will have a woman President (please god even though I don’t believe in you I’ll actually go back to church even if the walls start weeping blood as soon as I cross the threshold).

Listen, I’m going to take this as a sign that a long-cursed entity can defeat a racist mascot — and that it can happen twice in one week. Go Hubbies!

Way to go, Cubs! It’s great to see the underdogs win one. I predict a Cubs movie.

They couldn’t get in the stadium because it was closed. The game was in Cleveland.

My wife an I always ask each other upon completion of something “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done, or done-done?”

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Nah, it actually wasn’t. Cleveland losses are hapless endeavors that grab defeat from the jaws of victory (see: the Browns). The Indians were dogged tonight. They fought hard.

I think he was in the hall before this but now he has an entire wing named after him. The “curse breaker”

This is the point at which Epstein gets to write his own checks, right? Amazing track record.

As an Indians fan, I’m crushed. As a baseball fan...damn that was a game.

Theo Epstein said he’d turn the franchise around in 5 years, and in 5 years he’s got them winning the World Series. And he just put himself into the Hall of Fame.

LMAO youre such an asshole I love it

WOWWIE. Congrats Cubs fans. THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A GAME 7!!! Also- Theo Epstein broke the Red Sox curse in ‘04 AND the Cubs curse. Holy shit. One of the best executives the game’s ever seen.

Some perspective on how historic this is: