ireadjezebelforthepictures
IReadJezebelForThePictures
ireadjezebelforthepictures

First, your troll game is phenomenal. However, I’m gonna have to stop you (right there) and drop a bombshell: the contents of a taco are hugged by one tortilla, unlike sandwhiches, which require two pieces of flour-based carbohydrates. BOOM.

A coyote ate my cat when I was a kid. I found her paw. So, in conclusion, I agree with Paris on this one thing.

Tacos are sandwiches.

The South Bay neighborhood I just moved from had a HUGE coyote problem. Coyotes out during the day, sometimes going after people with dogs on leashes. Dead animals and parts of dead animals spread out over the local park. I once saw one 10 feet from my apartment building, which was not in a remotely rural area. A

This is a valid opinion, because coyotes do eat small pets and scream like banshees at unreasonable hours.

Paris Hilton is starting to grow on me.

I’m with her on this. They’re horrible. Basically rats that everybody’s in love with because they look like dogs.

It’s almost as if harassment and intimidation are an integral part of his campaign.

Um... Respectfully disagree about that as a big AND tall man. Very few stores have anything fashionable available in those sizes. There is exactly JC Penney that I can walk into and buy anything that is slightly fashionable and fits me. Most everything else is online and that is a terrible crap shoot.

Wow. Back in the grays? Cool.

Jane the Former Virgin.

BONUS POINTS FOR LETTING US KNOW IT WAS MICHAEL WITH THE LEAD PHOTO.

Yay! A spoiler! I’m so glad it was in the title :)