Probably the only one that’s still alive. Duh!

Well, I mean, my half-brother is a full twenty years and five days younger than I am. Oh, and my grandpa was fourteen when his youngest brother was born. Oh, and JS Bach and his second wife, Anna Magdalena, had 13 children between 1723 and 1742. Oh, and Luke Evans (40) plays Jason Statham’s younger brother in other…

Don’t forget Hocky Hoof Hank:

Inception versus Midnight in Paris is sort of a one sided argument.

As is Aragorn. They’re actually first cousins (many many generations removed). Turns out that the elves who hadn’t sailed west by the Third Age were only sticking around so that they could marry their cousins.

I mean, who wouldn’t want an action figure depicting a middle-manager who’s upset that his boss is taking credit for all of his work?

I mean, if you prefer, there is a Return of the King adaptation that keeps the line or more less intact:

Well, she could have been infiltrating it in order to shut it down.

Naw, it’s just in a movie that already had so many characters in it, I didn’t need to find out the origin stories of five new ones who presumably wouldn’t have any impact beyond this one. Given that the movie treats them as disposable, the only backstory they need is, “These are Thanos’s grimdark flunkies. Don’t get…

Because they were. That’s why I’m glad the movie didn’t waste any time trying to make me care about them.

This is why commas are important, there is a definite distinction between “69 dudes!” and “69, dudes!”

I heard that they’ll actually hook you up to one of those “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” machines to erase any memory of the anime ever existing!

Well, you have to remember that military service would be seen through a different cultural context as well. I, too, lack expertise on Middle English and Medieval English society (I mean, when I took that Canterbury Tales class we read it in Middle English but it had footnotes and a gloss), but a quick google search…

That’s a weird way to spell “Andy.”

In fairness, yes it was. (I am aware that most people do not share my opinion of Inception. That opinion being that it sucks.)

Here to jump on the “best-song-in-Hamilton-is-actually” bandwagon. But surely you meant to say “The Room Where It Happens” is the best song in Hamilton.

Cthulhu sleeps in R’lyeh, but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have Aquaman’s back if things go sideways (you know, what with the plans he has for his return). Also, what role does sapience play in all of this? Like if a creature is intelligent enough can Aquaman still command them? Like Dolphins seem like they’d be smart…

You’re nitpicking the wrong thing. J.K. Rowling’s previous use of prophecy in the series involved a prophecy that was less than twenty years old. Hardly ancient.

Someone at the screening I attended audibly groaned at how stupid that revelation was. It was me, I audibly groaned.