“It was my friend Frank, a writer in San Francisco, who finally set me straight. When asked about my new look he put down his fork and stared at me for a few moments. “A bow tie announces to the world you can no longer get an erection.” - David Sedaris

Re: Summer Camp Island - This show is for babies . . . and I love it!

I mean, I don’t want to defend the whole “My grandfather used to work for your grandfather.” mess, but I mean, it kinda makes sense that Palpatine would have a child, though the kid’d probably be at least twenty years older than the guy in the flashback. Hear me out: Sheev Palpatine was in normal politician drag for…

Is Krasinski just setting up all these kids for a Rickroll?

Careful, you might cut yourself on that edge.

I know! I hope that the opening ceremonies involve Katsuhiro Otomo in some way.

Well, I mean, my half-brother is a full twenty years and five days younger than I am. Oh, and my grandpa was fourteen when his youngest brother was born. Oh, and JS Bach and his second wife, Anna Magdalena, had 13 children between 1723 and 1742. Oh, and Luke Evans (40) plays Jason Statham’s younger brother in other…

As is Aragorn. They’re actually first cousins (many many generations removed). Turns out that the elves who hadn’t sailed west by the Third Age were only sticking around so that they could marry their cousins.

This is why commas are important, there is a definite distinction between “69 dudes!” and “69, dudes!”

That’s a weird way to spell “Andy.”

I’m relatively certain that the Connery films defined the character for more people than Fleming’s novels.

But is the treaty still enforceable following Texas’ secession from and readmission to the union?

Because even if they’re only temporary residents, they theoretically plan to live in the college town for roughly 70-100% of four (or more) years. And while they live there they’ll be affected by local laws and the decisions of local politicians and pay any applicable state and local taxes and be represented by…

Really, without knowing more about the kinship system used by the “I-Am-Groot” language group, I don’t think we can definitively identify what relationship, if any, Groot can be said to have with Groot.

Thank you, people who pretend to be confused by the hyperbolic use of literally can literally go fuck themselves with a style guide.

Yeah, after the resolution to the blackmail plot turned out to be the blackmailer had memorized all of the incriminating information, I realized that I not only did I not like the show anymore, I actively disliked it.

Agreed! WTF is up with that bullshit, AV Club?

I believe you are mistaken. You clearly mean the tunnel. #teamtunnel4life

Though maybe it does if you’re a kryptonian whose corpse was left on Earth absorbing yellow sunlight. Hmm. I’ve given myself rich food for thought.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your hair doesn’t keep growing when you die.