Just like those home runs, it was over our heads.

Clearly you haven’t seen Speed Racer.

To think, we live in a world where this gets produced but the TV adaptation of John Scalzi’s Redshirts has been languishing in development hell for years.

Works on contingency?  No!  Money down!

That’s milk and eggs, bitch.

“[A]nd a Diego Luna-led Rogue One series”. 

Here’s a shitty Photoshop I made (at work) of this funny line.

Seriously?! He was like the 3rd best character on ER!

What’s so unappealing about hearing your elderly Emperor talk about sex?

That just means he didn’t fuck THAT TIME. That’s a pretty sloppy headline you got there.

Not having sex. Emperors! They’re just like us.

I was sitting there in the theater saying very quietly “I have.”

When 900 hours of Star Wars you watch, look as good you will not, hrrmmm?

It’s a gorgeous, magnificently acted nothingburger of a symbol safari by way of cabin fever alcoholism madness character study. It’s like Eggers read all the praise for The VVitch’s thematic resonance and decided to make a movie that is almost entirely thematic resonance. It is the epitome of subtext as text.…

“everything a great episode of Disenchantment should have:”

Hard to tell it’s a joke in context ....

Also, I am not kidding that fundamentally the same biological principle had to be explained yesterday in the Savage Love comments.  Odds are FAR more likely with the remaining AVC commentariat not understanding a uterus than other options. 

Short of not having IMAX or 3-D, the only inauthentic part of my home movie experience is not having to pretend to sneak snacks into my living room.  

(1) Exactly, the name’s (conventionally) ironic, and Jamie Foxx isn’t small either, he’s just medium sized, so it doesn’t make sense coming or going.