I’m relatively certain that the Connery films defined the character for more people than Fleming’s novels.

But is the treaty still enforceable following Texas’ secession from and readmission to the union?

Because even if they’re only temporary residents, they theoretically plan to live in the college town for roughly 70-100% of four (or more) years. And while they live there they’ll be affected by local laws and the decisions of local politicians and pay any applicable state and local taxes and be represented by…

Really, without knowing more about the kinship system used by the “I-Am-Groot” language group, I don’t think we can definitively identify what relationship, if any, Groot can be said to have with Groot.

Thank you, people who pretend to be confused by the hyperbolic use of literally can literally go fuck themselves with a style guide.

Yeah, after the resolution to the blackmail plot turned out to be the blackmailer had memorized all of the incriminating information, I realized that I not only did I not like the show anymore, I actively disliked it.

Agreed! WTF is up with that bullshit, AV Club?

I believe you are mistaken. You clearly mean the tunnel. #teamtunnel4life

Though maybe it does if you’re a kryptonian whose corpse was left on Earth absorbing yellow sunlight. Hmm. I’ve given myself rich food for thought.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your hair doesn’t keep growing when you die.

Oh, I’m not saying that there aren’t also times when the movie is intentionally trying to be funny. I’m just saying that I thought that the visual of the supposedly intimidating villain scampering up a building like a squirrel was funnier than any of the genuine jokes.

I assume that “doses of humor sprinkled throughout” includes Zod scampering up a building like a squirrel.

So you’re saying you want Jim Rash to play Tom Bombadil?

Nah, brah. It’d be “hella Helas” but that’d still be more of a NorCal thing.