It’s a bit rich how derisively the AV Club writes about an organization that snarks on bad movies.

20 years ago people like you were the type of person that would say at parties, “I don’t even own a television!” with the implication that they were superior and more cultured. I was bored by those people back then too.

Well, five of these questions are answered by “after the opening credits of Episode 1.” Honest mistake, easy to miss if you take an hour long coffee break once the opening title flashes.

At the end of the game, it is revealed that Bobby Ewing isn’t really dead and the whole season of Dallas has been a dream. We only find out when Victoria Principal finds Patrick Duffy in the shower. No one who played the game could believe this happened.

He’s not playing Bob Ross. He’s playing a character called Carl Nargle. It’s not a Bob Ross movie. 

It’s a call for an irredeemably stupid act of sabotage that would create a massive environmental calamity so trust fund kids can feel better about themselves. And it looks boring as fuck. 

While I didn’t watch yet... the rest of the internet is up in arms over Woody’s anti vax BS in his opening monologue... which is not even touched upon here

Similarly, Garfield creator Jim Davis went on a disturbing, hate-filled rant about Mondays in a recent strip, which he then followed-up with an effusive essay about his favorite food lasagna.

As someone who quite liked but didn’t love season 3, this feels like the right move.

Agreed. All signs point towards this being a work of love and not some soulless cash grab intented to rake in money for shareholders.

Nahh, this is absolute bullshit though.

True, but one difference is that the Hardy Boys were always corporate works for hire ghostwritten for years by a man who reportedly hated the characters and then by a succession of hacks, whereas Dahl’s works were the creation of a singular author and reflect his unique personality.

I understand the desire to update these stories so a new generation of kids aren’t reading about harmful stereotypes, but editing a dead author’s work is extremely gross and sets a terrible precedent. I don’t need “updated language” when I read an older book. Erasing the sins of the past is also a good way to avoid…

Jeebus. Who fucking cares. Just tell us who to be outraged at and subsequently cancel so we can get on with our day.

To me, Lynskey’s role is the first poorly done tell rather than show that we’ve had for the series.

She didn’t leave just because of the birth of a child. Penny Marshall went into it in some detail in her memoir, saying that Williams was basically being manipulated by her new husband (Bill Hudson, Oliver and Kate’s dad), who was telling her she was the real star and should hold out for better credit and more money.…

That wasn’t my experience. I live in Austin, TX, and Alex Jones was the main conduit for the 9/11 truther nonsense in this neck of the woods, and he and his partners in crime were right-wing bullshit artists back then too.

a film that very people appear to have seen

Beyond the impeccable acting, great writing, and killer insults, there’s something just so weirdly, I don’t know, comforting about watching this show. It’s one of those shows that, even when shit is going terribly for the characters, I just enjoy spending time in the universe. So, to say the least, I’m excited for…

Look, I can suspend my disbelief to an extent, but there’s no way the child of David Duchovny and Julia Louis-Dreyfus is going to come out looking like Jonah Hill.