Trump prefers to get that organically, I hear.

I thought the monologue was funny. I really don’t have anything intelligent to say about it beyond that (my brain is struggling to think of things to say at this hour) but I just wanted it out there that at least someone enjoyed the monologue.

I assume squirrels are constantly after Kellyanne.

And “Sugar Honey” used to be what I called my secretary, before HR made me take all those courses on me not doing that.

This list is incomplete.

Pretty sure I spent my 7th grade dances trying NOT to press my erection up against anybody.

“NBC KNEW ABOUT THIS FOR AGES AND THOSE SOROS LOVERS LET IT HAPPEN, CHAMPIONS OF FEMINISM? I DON’T THINK SO!” -Jeanine Pirro while being groped by several senior Fox News execs and anchors under her desk.

“A comedic masterstroke.”

Way to bury the lede and not even mention in the headline that we finally got to hear the accompanying joke!

Perhaps I’d respect you more if I severed your head, stuck it on a pole and urinated on it every four hours...but I doubt it, as you’re a piece of shit Trumpie with no redeeming qualities at all. Fucking piece of shit Trumpies, always resorting to their tired old arguments to cover the fact that they gleefully voted…

Fuck off. Ivanka is slime, just like her greasy orange daddy who taught her every trick in his grifting tool chest. If you want to believe in the ridiculous myth she’s always cooing about go right the fuck ahead, as there’s a sucker born every minute, but don’t tell me what to think about that piece of shit or her…

I don’t know what you expect them TO do instead. Mining this administration for comedy is just about the only action possible to take, since factual reporting about damning transgressions don’t accomplish anything either.

Bob Dylan is a poor man’s Don McLean.

I’d almost almost almost (but still not quite) feel sorry for her if she weren’t a privileged dipshit whose family fortune is built on failing up. She has to reap everything she sows, and will do so in luxury that is almost entirely undeserved.

She only seems like the smart one because her brothers are both Ruprecht.she’s pretty.

Daddy’s little fraud, she’s as fake as daddy’s ridiculous make-believe bio is. She is not a “businesswoman”, her daddy gave her a “company” to play with. She was never a “model”, her daddy pulled strings to help her pretend she was. She is not “poised” or “moderate”, she is actually contrived and artificial, nothing…

I almost (but not quite) feel sorry for Ivanka. Apparently, their previous circle of friends loathe Donald Trump and his agenda, so they feel betrayed that Jared and Ivanka are supporting it so enthusiastically, and also feel abandoned because J&I are ignoring any contact or disapproving feedback from them. Meanwhile,…

Her father is an illiterate moron, her mother was stupid enough to marry said illiterate moron. The kids weren’t going to turn out any better. She only seems like the smart one because her brothers are both Ruprecht.

I’ve always thought Ivanka’s use of words was compelling interest sincerely.