First of all, “cradle the Gawker-balls” is sexist. So maybe don’t.

You’re right. She should...take this article defending Louis CK down? Maybe you should take some anger management courses?

(Also, Katie was around constantly pre-Kinja. She’s been here for a long time.)

Learn to read, be nicer to people and maybe check out some court documents, because gawker did not get shut down for libel.

I’d rather have United Airlines beat you up, too.

I’d rather have United Airlines beat me up.

As much fun as it would’ve been to watch a bunch of juggalos in full makeup beat the living shit out of Trumpers, I’m really glad it never came to that. A big riot would’ve undermined the purpose of their march and given the Trumpers cause to bitch about being ‘victimized’ again. And I think it’s pretty safe to say…

Haven’t you seen how It is struggling? That Stephen King should learn to keep his mouth shut and leave the tweeting to real politicians like Donald Trump.

Right, because that really destroyed Hamilton and Rogue One.

I’m surprised Air Force One doesn’t have a sticker of Calvin peeing on the UN logo at this point.

Boy, you are just itching for a rando internet fight, ain’t ya?

Even implying she should be fired by saying what Hill said was a ‘fireable offence’ could be viewed as a violation of the 1st Amendment. It is neither her right nor her position to try to dictate ESPN’s HR policies.

Sorry. Couldn’t make out any of the bullshit you typed.

One of the greatest faces in the history of acting. Total legend. From Alien to Repo Man to Twin Peaks. Immortal in art my good man. RIP HDS.

All I have to say is that Zen Arcade and Double Nickels on the Dime were released in the same month ON THE SAME LABEL.

Dammit. I was holding out hope that they’d pull it together for one more go-round. Didn’t know the clock was running. Rats.

Woods has succeeded in ruining his legacy. A racist, perverted old sack of shit.

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

Let’s be clear here: this isn’t a toy. It’s a horrifying golem.

The Bush administration was stupidly evil; the current administration is evilly stupid. There’s a difference.

The stupid is really hard to decipher right here, but I think I can translate for anyone who can’t stupid this hard: liberals are cuck dumbasses for disapproving of white supremacists.