I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

An inexperienced coach needs a reliable brain trust around him.

This isn’t a valid comparison. NBA teams play one team against one team. Not one driver against seven to fifteen other drivers plus another twenty non-championship contenders on the track as well.

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, their shenanigans are cruel and tragic. 

The racist bits are beyond shitty. And the DV jokes are lame. But let’s not throw too many stones from our glass house on the latter issue.

my wife (girlfriend at the time) was sexually assaulted (groped) by a friend who was a PT student practicing massages. She was scared to report it. I encouraged her to go to the hall Priest (Catholic college). The dude who groped her said “she sent me signals she was interested.” Sure, dude. She had to defend her…

I don’t think it’s nearly as unusual as you believe it is, and you really ought to educate yourself some more on the psychology of victims before you spout off about what is “typical” or “highly unusual.”

She’s under no obligation to talk to the NFL, and would probably be better off if she didn’t. 

(1) She got engaged like two weeks after the alleged assault.

No, there really isn’t, because it’s none of your goddamned business. Weddings are usually planned a year or so in advance. I doubt she was considering coming forward a year ago.

Reasonable legislation?

Murphy temporarily deactivated his Twitter account after Tennessee fans gnashed their teeth at him online

In the SEC? Somewhere around the 1948 Delta Bowl.

You do you, but I don’t touch the harder stuff anymore, myself.

No hint of a motive. Imma go out on a limb with “muthafucka be crazy,” though.

Court documents unsealed Thursday offer new details of the triple homicide, including that the victims were killed with a rifle and a sledgehammer

Eduardo Hochulinho

Awesome. That’s a great way to get these mouthbreathers to cut the shit.

Also, he plays for a team with a demented goober billionaire owner on more narcotics than an entire bus of Merry Pranksters who spent years staffing an offensive line of folding chairs while Luck earned a medical degree by observing his shoulder reconstruction. Destroying your body for those fans? How many years can…

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.