Goodbye, Everybody! Good riddance to him!

The State of Hockey - Sad

Sometimes I read these and think “Wow, Magary’s really funny. He made all these jokes and exaggerations about the Ravens/Bears/Seahawks/Whoever. He’s so clever, that Drew. Ha ha ha ... so, so funny. Deadspin is really lucky to have him. Guffaw”

So then why do you keep getting fired?

I remember when the Dolphins hired Adam Gase away from the Bears and us Bears fans were very upset about it because of how great he was with Cutler that year. And then they signed Dowell (not a name) Loggains and he perpetually shit the bed every week while coaching Brandon Marshall, Alshon Jeffrey, and Matt Forte.…

I love boxing, but boxing probably shouldn’t be a thing.

I know I often turn on a ballgame and think to myself, ‘man this guy talking should really expand into the restaurant business.’

On a related note, I ate at Jerry Remy’s restaurant in Logan Airport a few weeks ago. I had a steak and veggies. It was just okay.

If these walls could talk; you’d probably hate their accent.

Ain’t that the truth! Just look how happy they are:

I definitely file surveys like this in the “people don’t know what they want until it’s given to them” bucket. Sure, people are (wisely!) suspicious of autonomous vehicles, but when the wave hits, we’ll all drown.

I think what Volvo and Cadillac are doing with their car subscription service is foreshadowing of what they expect the auto market to become. Service, insurance - it’s all built into one monthly bill.

Planes can fly themselves, but yet we still have pilots. I don’t think we’re going to see fully autonomous cars for a very long time.*

They absolutely have the ability to create laws that govern how the internet is regulated and who enforces it.

“Look kids! A Plymouth Laser!”

collectible standpoint

That’s the real deal killer. If that’s so obviously poorly thought-out, what else was done to it that’s less obvious, but just as poorly thought-out?

Ferrari has made this threat before. It is bull$hit.

A quick brake pad change that takes 3 hours because it involves buying and replacing wheel studs after the tire shop cross threaded them on with their pneumatic gun.