I would say third-worst.

He’s hoping to become the Long Snapper.

It’s in northwest Indiana, so the Crack Pipe might be literal.

Damn Millennials! Get off my lawn!

My first job out of college was with a small online auto parts website. I wrote website copy and did miscellaneous Creative shit like make videos and social media. It paid like shit and as such I drove a 1992 Honda Civic that was three tones of black and had no stereo. But it was a 5-spd and it survived in Los…

Why is Florida Man doing a Nazi salute?

Oh, the 323.

He did fine in the 88 last year. He was there at the end of a few races (off the top of my head, Phoenix), and ran well enough. Not a blockbuster hire, but I think he has potential.

Because Petty Jr. won 8 races over the course of his career. Yes, winning matters.

So about how soon will we see this used price crash? I might be looking at a used car in the next month, and want to know how much I’m going to regret my timing.

If you look at the actual ad, there’s a 6th digit on the odometer (“0").