You're making me wish I had kept more than just the first book :P

I love that they're almost all wearing pearls to clutch. Brilliant.

Friends of mine were at that show! It was too long a road trip for me at the time, but I think he's coming north of the border in the spring :)

Hey kids: You're horrible people, and not the least bit funny. Congratulations. I'm sure your parents are proud.

I don't know how she walks in these, but man, I'd love to spend an afternoon in her closets. She must have the best stuff, even if I'd never wear half of it.

I tried a Spanx thing on once and almost couldn't get out of it in the store dressing room without help. I was, no joke, moments away from asking for help. Sure, it looked good on, but wow. What a pain in the ass. No thanks.

Do we have the same ex?

Lucky! I've only been able to see him a few times. He's an incredible performer, though, isn't he? He has such a presence on stage, and an intense energy.

Is Paris Hilton A Good DJ?

I get pica; that's usually related to a dietary need. But this? I do not get. I'd love to hear a professional's opinion on it.

It did ramble, but I'm grateful—it's really helpful to get a guy's perspective, and while my best friend is a guy, he has a hard time relating to my partner's insecurities (somehow he lucked out and is very comfortable and relaxed about sex).

Ugh, that's so inconsiderate of them. Long hair is nice, but not like that.

I don't get why she doesn't see why her making fun of guys using sex toys is completely inappropriate, and worthy of an apology. It's really disappointing, as a woman; I can only imagine that it would feel worse for a guy.

It gets better when shows have reserved seating. You still run into jerks who stand the entire time, or record the entire thing with their phone, but you can at least sit down, and you don't have to fight for a bit of space.

Oh god this. GET YOUR HAIR OUT OF MY MOUTH, GIRL. YUCK!

I had that moment at a Fall Out Boy show years back. The kid next to me was young enough to be my daughter >_<

I had a run-in with Drunk Dancing Girl at a general-admission Gary Numan concert, of all places, and her Gangly Hipster Jesus boyfriend several days after I had my wisdom teeth out. I bought the tickets long before it became clear that I was having dental surgery in that same week, and I love me some Gary, so I wasn't…

I am, but I think he's a little weirded out by toys on the whole, like it's a sign of some kind of deficiency. I'd like to find something that would encourage him to explore without feeling judged, you know?

I get what you mean, though. Is the monetization of the site a fairly new thing? Seems to me that might be the culprit. Clickbait pays the bills better than reasoned writing :/

It wouldn't be the first time I've been accused of being gullible :P