Haha, there it is. That's the jaded spirit! ^_^

The bottle beads sound genius for vases that are hard to clean with a traditional bottle brush. I have some antique medicine bottles I use as vases that I can never get quite clean enough...

I much prefer the Gaga cover. There's something about it that reminds me of classic photography styling, Man Ray in particular.

Her mouth stayed shut, and so did her mind apparently.

Another addition to the list:

That's pretty positive for a jaded mofo ;)

That's awesome. Nice work, Mr. Quagmire.

Seriously. I don't get this trend of proposing in big, over-the-top, oppressively public ways. Give me quiet and meaningful.

I don't get it either. PCP and K both give me the heebie-jeebies. I tried both of them many years ago (on separate occasions, natch), and liked neither. PCP made me feel suicidally drunk (what the f$ck, who wants that feeling for hours on end?!), and K was just this horrible disconnection from everyone and everything,…

Nice. Well-handled. Non-confrontational but totally clear.

You're absolutely right—you ask yourself how it could be worse, and then your imagination gives you the answer. Better not to ask ^_^

Rephrase: I imagine your prospective partner would agree.

I'm glad to hear Ashleigh isn't giving up. She's got guts. Awful to think of how many women this has been done to :(

I love Miss Illinois' dress. (As long as it doesn't have a slit up to the hip hidden somewhere...)

So far, I have no answer for you. I've been just rolling with it. It's like my new happy place. Client asking for something impossible? Barney and Grimace doing the Charleston. Dog on a tear break a favourite glass? Barney and Grimace doing the Charleston. Surprise home repair needed? You better believe it's Barney…

I imagine your partner would agree.

Prose so purple you can practically see Barney and Grimace doing the Charleston.

Aww, that's so awesome that he didn't behave like a jerk about the bra ^_^

I cannot find a gif of someone sobbing while facepalming. Et tu, internet?

The next election can't come soon enough.