I exist to what?!

But come on! It's all Web 2.0! *gags*

99% of the time, white-kid dreads look like ratty crap. Second-hand embarrassment every time I see it.

Seven feet long? Wow! How do you avoid sitting on them all the time?

You make a hugely important point that didn't occur to me—it's not about choosing a fun hairstyle like having blue streaks, it's about choosing a way to avoid harming oneself permanently :( (Thank you for the reality check.)

Poor little sweetheart. What a stupid policy. It's not like she's got stuff in or on them that would make them noisy, or wild colours, or a style that sticks up and gets in the way of other kids being able to see the board. They're really nice, simple dreads. I hope she's happier at her new school.

Pumpkin butter? I must find this thing and make it part of my life-path 0_O

A dose of Maru is the best way to start a day. I would love to pet his belly.

Seriously. I saw the beginning of this line:

Eat before, but avoid onions, coffee and garlic, as they'll thin your blood and you'll bleed more during the work. If it's a really long session, plan to eat afterwards, too.

Hey now, don't hate on all paws. When my cat died suddenly of a massive heart attack in 2002, I had the emerg vet take his paw prints, and got them tattooed on the insides of my wrists (the only time he sat on my lap was when I watched the movie Stigmata). Generic paws would make me roll my eyes, but if it's got…

Nothing's free, that's the thing people forget. It's just that we've become the product, not the buyer.

At least she agreed with the basic principle...

"Never trust a quote from the Internet." - Abraham Lincoln

Holy crap. I wrote better stuff than this in grade eight D: Who told them this was a good idea?!

Omg, I want that cross-stitched on a sampler that I can hang in my front hall.

All I can think of is this:

She's only sorry she got called on it. Asshole.

Wow. Time has not been kind.