Also:

Oh hell to the yes.

I was more about the Black Sheep myself, but ahhh, memories; you've just triggered a bunch ^_^

I am coveting the hell out of that lady's fascinator. Ugggh.

There was an episode where Ross tries to get his son into Hanukkah and there are no proper costumes, so he dresses as an armadillo to tell his son the story of Hanukkah.

You do pose a good point: she's been out of the media a fair bit since she got into DJing...and that's a good thing indeed.

Aretha. Aretha, Aretha, Aretha.

And now I have Faith No More in my head. Thank you! ^_^

I want Aretha Franklin to stride out and shove Leann right off the stage.

I'm Canadian. We're generally earnest by nature :P

That's immediately what I thought of, too.

Locking the beat well enough that you can let both records ride simultaneously at equal volumes for any length of time takes a good ear. Or, a mixer/deck that has a quartz lock function/beat counter. That's only part of it. The other part of it is knowing your music, being able to hear elements of tracks which mesh…

It reminds me of something a friend of mine said to me in the early 90s, very tongue-in-cheek: "I want to be different, just like all the other different people."

Make sure to aim for a Wednesday. We offer a leg-wax special with the mani-pedi.

OMG. THE RESEMBLANCE.

The woman on the cover of W gives me the heebies. I don't know if it's the lighting, the makeup, the hair, or the resulting combination, but she ends up looking bruised, hungry and resentful. No thanks.

Paris Hilton gets a DJ contract...does that mean she'll actually learn how to spin? /snarky old DJ

I kind of wish she was wearing a black necklace, or a necklace with a strong black detail, to tie her accessories together.