prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church

I think if your blood is too acidic, you’d be dead.

Right?! I’m fat, and I need tailoring to showcase the good parts of my body, not tent shirts, damn it.

...and how did we get suckered into having mom jeans again? HOW?! Has history taught us nothing?

I don’t like deep kissing/French kissing. Yuck.

This is the version I heard first and it’s the one I prefer.

Omg that picture.

Mom jeans are never cute. It doesn’t matter how amazing your body is, you can’t wear them.

the state where I live puts the number of abortions a woman has had on her children’s birth certificate.

I can’t stand that look of awe and childlike adoration on a grown woman’s face. It’s the look every woman with one marble rolling around in her head gives her husband when he’s got two marbles rolling around. Duggard shit

Rudy Giuliani divulged that “when [Trump] first announced it, he said, ‘Muslim ban.’ He called me up. He said, ‘Put a commission together. Show me the right way to do it legally.’”

Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):

His face is the colour of piss. His hair is the colour of piss. His home is the colour of piss.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

“here is Joseph Fiennes, brother of Ralph, also known as “the hotter one,” as Michael Jackson ...”

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

Mark Hamill’s Joker vs. Billy West’s Brannigan... FIGHT!

She’s there, in person, and didn’t learn what that wall represents.

Why does every fucking Republican woman look exactly the same? Same fake nose, same fake hair, same fake tan.

Lisa Eldridge tutorials on YouTube. She’s a pro and actually teaches stuff, not just does her makeup in front of the camera. And her looks are very wearable.