I’m not surprised - this is what can happen when people don’t have sexual education and have to just figure it out.

DEAR GOD NO

he thinks that I’m the devil.

Oh God I’m going to Hell.

A MOTHERFUCKING CANDLE COSTS THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS!?!?

She hasn’t changed who she is almost 40 years and she’s not going to. 

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

Good dog, Charlie Bear.

That’s... not actually him?? O_o

Guy in gif 2 is enjoying that way more than I would have thought a person would, but there you are.

I am having secondhand rage for you.

I can’t believe you let some kid go commando in your bathing fatigues.

Vanilla is delicious.

So this dude turned a sexual assault into an opportunity to compliment hhimself on the size of his dick? Wow.

This stuff is ugly. I’m no fashion expert but it reminds me of what you’d wear with your awesome pair of Jncos!

Is a woman allowed to have an opinion on this? Because I agree with him, those humongous perfectly round implants look grotesque. Yes, women have the right to do that to themselves. And the rest of us have the right to say it looks terrible.

Hmm, how bad can it b-

Ow, that dress Gina is wearing in the header photo is giving my boobs sympathy pains.

austen was writing in the regency period which was before victoria was crowned, and I just imagined that they held it until they got home and could use the chamber pot