“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

This has to be a shot from a porno, they’re going to turn around and have their boobs sticking out.

Jezebel Commenter On Jenny McCarthy Having A Radio Show: ‘Ick!’

If applying foundation with your fingers is wrong, I don’t want to be right. I have noticed that the color blends better when I use my fingers; I have more control over the application. Also, I’m too lazy to wash a foundation brush on a regular basis.

Great observation. I didn’t realize until you said it that this is what has been bothering me about this drug.

Sort of how birth control pills and such are only tested on women who weigh up to 170 lbs, despite the fact that a good chunk of American women weigh more than that. Good stuff.

This is hardly unusual. Most clinical studies are largely performed on men. It’s a big problem, and it’s especially egregious when it’s a drug intended exclusively for women.

Addyi’s safety trials were mainly performed on men.

Alcohol probably more of a libido enhancer than this pill, and it’s worst side effect is unintentional fedora-wearer sex.

Let’s treat innocent people like inhuman garbage while they’re at their most vulnerable and desperate to survive.

Alone time is THE BEST. As an introvert, there’s nothing as rejeuvenating than being left the hell alone for a while.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

I am apparently an oil refinery, because I can get by with skipping ONE day of hair washing if I dust myself with an inch-thick coating of dry shampoo and resign myself to resembling a homeless tornado victim. You crazy 4- and 5-day shampoo skippers have magical glands.

omg newborn babies are disgusting.

#TeamPuppy, all the way.

Then someone else in the store mumbled “that new husband of yours is a lucky guy.”

one shitton is 1000 assloads, don’t you even know units

#blackcoffeematters

Christmas iconography like snowflakes, which were on the cups last year.

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.