All the best people I know are dogs.

Once again, dogs are better than humans.

The most comprehensive response to this asshattery was a comment on MSN.com by someone named Angela Blue pointing out the uber-hypocrisy:

I’m having a legitimate “I have no idea who this person is” moment.

I am also getting sympathy boob pains from that dress.

“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

Another problem is that this could very, very easily be used by abusive partners to track their victims’ internet searches and frequently visited sites. NOT OKAY, MICROSOFT.

I think this just goes too far. If my parents knew about half the things I looked up as a teen they would think they were failures as parents. Kids need to be able to learn without parents peering over their shoulders 24/7.

Just do what I did in high school: have no sex and no friends. I turned out just fine!

But he's totally fine with the gruesome violence and sexuality in the Bible, right? Wahhhhhh.

Off-topic: That dog is a beauty, and looks really happy, too!

Ugh, and the fact that they’re called “girls”... Just ugh

This really bothers me...I’ve also read articles that said that when cheerleaders complain, other cheerleaders tell them how many women would kill to be underpaid eye candy for professional teams. Blows my mind.

I feel the same way. Maybe the 8 years olds don’t need to be doing the same moves designed for adults? They’ll figure all of that stuff out when they get older, no need to shove sexualization at them so early.

All former members of Lawndale High’s Fashion Club, it sounds like.

Personally, I find the dancers across all sports ridiculous (you do you), but it is the little girl dancers who do routines similar to these that make my skin crawl. I always hope that the mini Trail Blazer dancers are not there on nights I attend games.

COWL NECKLINE HALTERS

Education for it’s own sake is hardly a waste.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.

Oh but that’s not the best part! They are vegans, yet eating ice cream and cheesecake! Wish I could virtually smack them upside the head.