Yeah, I feel bad for participating in the pile on here. This dress may not be super-successful as fashion, but at the risk of sounding like an old biddy, *this never would have happened in the olden days of Jez*. Harumph. This kind of borderline body shaming would have been smacked down, for better or for worse. Yes,…

Does anyone else see the tweets like this now?

Or you just read the back of the shampoo/bodywash/conditioner bottle

Books.

Here is the number #1 (no pun intended) rule of etiquette for multi-stall bathrooms: If you are done with your business and the other door that was shut when you got there is still shut, someone is holding onto their poop for dear life, praying that you will hurry up and leave. Please move along. Hopefully someone…

Not a cat, but still relevant:

I would pay to party with Emma Thompson.

At least he died doing what he was indifferent to.

Why is it dickish that people don’t like wild animals being held in captivity? Obviously accidents can happen anywhere and are probably even more likely in the wild but I don’t think I’ll ever be 100% comfortable with zoos.

Well, that was just awful all around.

Apparently shooting and poisoning are parts of the plan. I don't see how those two methods could work without at least some collateral damage to the native species they're trying to protect.

So nice of her to take a break from her regular schedule of being a vile racist to do something about cats.

She’s totally right about leaving if you can. There comes a point where you just have to leave a job if you’re not feeling valued. Those feelings aren’t imagined or coming from nowhere. You’re feeling them for a reason. Sometimes fighting the good fight or trying to doesn’t fix shit. Leave before you become convinced…

I know this dance.

This is an illustration of what’s going on mentally as I try to get through the day

Especially to call delivery in the middle of a bad thunderstorm, or worse, a blizzard. A few blocks away is not terrible, but if you’re calling for delivery all the way across town because you don’t want to risk your precious ass then that’s BS. If I wouldn’t travel out in terrible weather to get my own food I’m also…

I didn’t even think it was that crazy or nonsensical but you do you, that’s why I come here.

I got no sympathy for the last story. It’s not even WTF worthy. Walk your lazy ass to the restaurant, three blocks is not a fucking Arctic expedition.

There is a special place in hell for people who order delivery during snowstorms. And in that hell, crab rangoon will always be Three. Blocks. Away.