I want to go drinking with you.

Farting is the BEST

I could never do this for that exact reason - SO MUCH GACK ON YOUR FACE.

I’m bucking the trend by committing to using nothing more than concealer, mascara, a little blush, and lip balm until I feel less lazy and sweaty. #TRENDSETTER

It’s also really common for kids to (of their own volition!) not like a parent and not feel safe with them. All those kids are old enough to have their own opinions. I can’t tell you how shitty it is to be told by the court that because you are not 18, it is impossible that you would have any independent thought and…

I love that she’s doing the whole “you guys don’t understand” thing when literally NOTHING (barring the kids actually, you know, committing a crime and even then it’s debatable) that justifies her sending them to jail and threatening them in the manner that she did (“you want people to watch you pee?”).

ALL OF YOU PEOPLE HERE NEED TO STOP DRIVING ON THE PHONE. please, before you T-bone someone.

Though he didn’t mention it in his speech, Rubio has supported three exceptions to making abortion illegal—in cases of rape, incest and if the mother’s life is at stake.

She’s upset about “chemicals”. Water is a chemical. ‘Nuff said.

Bindler has a master’s in spiritual psychology from the University of Santa Monica and spent the early part of her career as an editor of a yoga magazine.

I thought Buddhism was the least shitty religion, until I started hearing about radical monks. So I just go by my own personal beliefs, which involve thinking nature is pretty great and one simple rule: don’t be an asshole.

I don’t know much about Buddhism, but this hardcore goes against what I thought about the religion...

There are other ways for cops to deal with the disturbed, if they really wanted to.

Wow! Angry jeebus people are irrational. I mean, is being gay a “birth defect” or can a child be “indoctrinated” via “psycho-emotional rape?”

How dare this teacher be compassionate, care about the students, and be open-minded! We can’t have any of that around here, no siree.

Ooh, I got one.

“Queers can’t get married because the bible is against it. So, to protest, we’re going to get a divorce...which the bible is also against. So, you know, Jesus.”

Yeah, as a heavily tattooed woman I agree. I’ve had most artists make recommendations about placement and style to me. In fact, I’ve had sort of the anti-Dan experience (with a guy who also refuses to do hand and neck tattoos on people who aren’t already covered in tats, btw—it’s seriously a common policy) where my…

I respect that artist who refused. For whatever reason.

The logic he employed is common in the tattoo world. I have had tattoo artists strongly persuade me to get one tattoo over another, placed here instead of there. I listened. Had I not, I would have kept shopping. You threw a fit and as far as I can tell, it has nothing to do with you being a woman. You’re attempt to…