i pretended to be socially and emotionally well adjusted for awhile but convinced no one

Color me SHOCKED that a restaurant that hires women based on their bodies would do such a thing.

Heh.

If there’s one thing dealing with the Irish side of my family has taught me, it’s that they’ll really react well to a video of English people telling them what to do.

I get crazy eyes too when I’m hungry. Fun fact: mental illness, like all other illness, is exacerbated by hunger!

Back about 15 years ago I use to stop in at a local McDonalds for breakfast a couple times a week. I would get there maybe 20 minutes before the switch from breakfast to lunch menu, and after a bit I noticed something that went on just after the switch. The staff would pull all the remaining breakfast sandwiches off…

Real reason: because sometimes some ladies get lonely and want to snuggle against someone with strong arms and tickly chest hair.

No.

Hmm...that’s a good question. Persian is one cat language I don’t know. Or would it be Fursi? (I’ll show myself out)

I’ve always hated crowded coffee shops that call out people’s names (often after they’ve written them down wrong) and then get mad when you don’t immediately hear them. It feels shitty to have the failings of a disorganized system be blamed on you.

apt. how fucking apt that was.

His brother Zach Braff?

Or you all met his standards of attractiveness.

Wow, considering how much you typed, I expected A LOT worse than that.

He needs to come off it because I had to google who he even is right now.

Why is Hugh Grant banned from all university buildings and residences??

Travis?

This isn’t a bad celeb story, this is just the obituary I found for FRANCOIS ZEN POET (since the author edited out the name of the town. I will do likewise, though it isn’t hard to find out there on the internet, obviously). I thought the story was incredibly touching. Thanks for sharing, gatorades! :

Like. I fucking hate these people. I am pro-choice because I hope I never am in a situation where I want or need an abortion. Fuck this guy. Fuck him and everyone who thinks this way.

I feel the part where the men are able to overcome it to rape the women is kind of telling. They don't really believe in the power of the period. It's one of those folklorey things that explains a woman's lesser place while also can be circumvented whenever by those who dominate them. :(