I’m good for him dying on the way back to his home planet.

I’m hoping he departs for Mars and is never seen or heard from again.

That’s a really baffling thing. All these people who think electric cars are the wokest and thus worst thing on the road also inexplicably love the guy peddling by far the most electric cars.

Showing any political preference is completely stupid if you’re trying to sell a consumer product. There was a time I would’ve bought a Tesla, but now it feels like a car version of the red MAGA hat. 

It’s like watching sideshow bob step on the rake.

Ah but it’s was magically experiencing a malfunction at that time, sorry.

Being a White Nationalist isn’t good for sales. Nor is being a Confidence Man. Nor is Abusing your Workers of Color. Nor is over charging for service of your product. F#ck Tesla & Musk with one of his flame throwers, or simply deport Mr. Musk back to South Africa...

Wait, a company with a reactionary idiot CEO who also happens to be trying to be CEO for multiple other companies at the same time is struggling now that there are actual problems to resolve and competition from other companies?

“We’re very sorry, but woodnchaknowit, oddly the dashcam was inadvertently turned off 5 seconds before the encounter happened! We’ll work to have better training for our officers to ensure this happens doesn’t happen every time again.  In unrelated news, we’ve decided to believe everything the officer has said and…

I might be able to muster up some empathy if all his problems weren’t knowingly and willingly self inflicted.

It would be really awesome if police cruisers were equipped with some sort of recording device that could provide a record of the event.

You Elon panty-sniffers are an odd bunch. 

It’s not just Molly that had money, it was every Osage. Osage County was per capita the wealthiest in America at the time. Like, abandoning cars on the side of the road when they ran out of gas rich. This created insane jealousy among white people. The Osage each had a share of the oil royalties from their land, but…

Yup.

Plan ahead. If you’re going to a bar or a hospital or to vote or to witness an execution, maybe leave the gun behind at home (at least in Texas).

If they cannot leave the house without being armed, they should contact a medical professional.

These must be those responsible gun owners everyone keeps talking about

Elon started off as this generation’s Henry Ford, and unfortunately continued to become this generation’s Henry Ford.

Yeah, people need to lighten up their expectations. No reason to expect a polished product 4 years after the product was unveiled and taking preorders.

Yes, when I have a flat tire, it’s always with a pre-production car that I abandon and cover with a tarp.