“The third option would be the more obvious: this would be an EV version of the recently introduced seventh-generation Mustang. This would make sense, but the report lists the seventh-gen Mustang as running through the Spring of 2029.”

The difference between the winners and the loser is that Disney could distill Wreck-It Ralph, Big Hero 6, and Zootopia into short soundbites to hook kids into wanting to watch them and parents to drag their kids to the theaters.

Why does his revolver look like a shitty Destiny cosplay hand cannon?  It doesn’t have a trigger, either.  

You don’t get the “Republican-adjacent label”?

Given Trumpian and GOP leanings I’m pretty sure Trump was vowing to end homelessness by vowing to end the homeless.

“Dunno why, but it does.”

Also also, let’s keep in mind that this was a cyclist that exposed the illegally covered up plate. It was 99% likely on the forefront of his mind that the asshole that does this to escape some speeding and red light tickets is exactly the kind of asshole that will hit a cyclist and drive away speeding because they…

Yep. One might say Jack knew exactly what was going to happen when Elmo became Twitter’s boss.

In more ways than one. Apartheid Elmo was gonna fight the Twitter acquisition tooth and nail, and drag it out as long as possible legally, until the discovery phase came up during the trial.  Can’t imagine what kind of texts or files were about to drop that Elmo quickly shoved $44 billion into the faces of Twitter’s…

Scrap it and take the $500,000 in scrap value now. Auction them off and they may end up back in the hands of the same oligarch after they steal an additional $200 million from the Russian people. That’s not hurting them, they’re just passing on the costs of doing business to someone else. Western nations didn’t seize…

Best Female Video is a runner-up category to Best Overall Video.

Hi - physician here, and I can tell you that the divorce rate for physicians is very high, for the exact reasons why Tom Brady is facing divorce, if not for the same situation. Even if the doctor is saving lives, landing on TV, earning tons of money, and winning awards - at the end of the day, the profession has the…

Cult. The word you’re looking for is cult. Kanye is trying his hardest to form a cult, and he’ll probably succeed.  

Is that really true? Malcolm Nance signed up to fight for Ukraine and ended up serving a ~3 month tour before leaving.   Maybe he got special treatment too, as a well-known reporter.

Wow. A whopping 21 soldiers (no time-stamp, of course) out of hundreds of thousands currently fighting in Ukraine. I’m sure there’s less war criminals on the Vatnik side, for sure.

It’s not surprising at all. Kanye carries GRUDGES.

Wong was talking about this to the parole board.  After Kamar Taj got smashed by Wanda, he realized as Sorcerer Supreme that having just sorcerers as a resource wasn’t enough to defend Earth against up and coming threats (obviously). So like everyone else, with 3/6ths of the OG Avengers dead or gone, he’s decided to…

Hi, as a medical doctor and a hospitalist who has treated thousands of patients with cardiac arrest, myocarditis, and Covid-19, I have a simple analysis of your medical knowledge.

“Mehmet Oz is a carpetbagger who sold snake oil treatments for profit and tortured hundreds of puppies for his research.”

I don’t know about you, but I read about incels making the threat of throwing acid on people’s (mostly women’s) faces all the time. Spraying coeds with orange juice with a Super Soaker sounds like a practice run.