Drug dealers are clearly Democrats, because no good baby Jesus-fearing, family values Republican would use or sell drugs. Drug dealers are afraid that strong, manly Republicans will crack down and eliminate drugs in a Holy War against impure things, since that worked so well in the ‘80s. Since everyone knows just…

I figured after the reveal it was gonna be Hugh Jackman 12: Deadpool.

Inferring from Elon Musk’s statements, a “neo-marxist” is likely anyone that looks like a capitalist, talks like a capitalist, invests like a capitalist, buys up consumer goods like a capitalist, but has the audacity to suggest that maybe the wealthy in America should pay more taxes to help shore up the social safety…

The truth is, people understand intuitively it’s a lot easier and faster to just skip to the part with the “special attachments” and ignore the “cybersex” part. 

Well yeah. It’s the problem with every corporation that’s run by a cult of personality. In this case, Suckerberg has weighed in with the holy gospel of Meta that the Metaverse is gonna be the next big thing. In reality, there are likely many, many competent managers at Facebook that have instantly understood that the…

If only they gave Wheel of Time 25% of the budget of Lord of the Rings.

Yes. Many of them are covering their eyes and ears going “la la LA LA I CAN’T HEAR YOU” while a member of a death cult, but they are, and as a medical doctor, I can say 100% it is accurate.

Likely because the High Republic Jedi set fashion standards for a time that seems “retro” and “cool” to a bored Tory like Perrin.

It’s extremely telling that all the Putin bootlickers and fascist incels are mad butthurt about Ukraine wiping the floor with Russia’s army in the last two weeks. So mad that they’re jumping on every proposal for a negotiated “compromise”. Coincidentally, of course, just as Putin’s rabble is collapsing into a complete…

Jesus you’re fucking stupid. You look at the US vs Vietnam and the US vs Afghanistan and somehow you believe Ukraine is the US and Putin is Vietnam / Afghanistan in the current war.

He’s not buying Twitter for $44 billion, he’s buying a lifeline out of discovery in the lawsuit for $44 billion and whatever skeletons in the closet will appear next after all the embarrassing texts released already.  The Twitter they’re throwing into the deal for free.

LOL you’re cute. Worried about small-time corruption in Puerto Rico when Republican officials made sure to give themselves billions in graft during the Trump administration.

One can be an online cheat and still kick the ass of a flustered Grandmaster that clearly made a series of unforced errors playing his game.  This doesn’t have to be an either/or situation.

a 2 hour and 10 minute movie about a war between the Wakandan and Atlantean superpowers being averted by the diplomacy and superheroing of T’challa and his new rival Namor.

I don’t think that was cut corner; either the series is specifically making a statement about the technology level this current band of rebels can muster (old slugthrowers, not blasters or other more exotic weaponry) or the blasters the rebels are wielding are being used by the show to intentionally connect the…

“Girl in full tactical gear running at the police?”

Rounding up the usual suspects for Who’s Coming To Dinner:

More like Vampire Warm Bodies, sounds like

Yep - Diego Luna has that “desperate hustler pissing off everyone that cares about him” down pat

I have to say, Diego Luna starring in Star Wars: Uncut Gems was both unexpected and a real pleasure to watch.