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I mean, they should probably do that anyway

so fabolous

Doesn’t the pilgrimage end at Zanarkand? Maybe he just wants to get there and confirm what he’s told? It is a fantasy game. Why do people even use blitz balls for weapons, or dolls for that matter? Why do people ride yellow birds, or try to not get hit by lightning 100 times or pray to Yevon if Sin keeps coming back?…

Basically, Titus was in one world, than he gets transported to an alternate reality.

You (the underwater soccer jock) is in the middle of getting his socc on when Godzilla shows up and attacks spawning little Godzillas. as your getting the fuck outta dodge, your old man’s homie shows up and tosses you a sword and tells you to fight alluding it will lead to your old man. you fight you get swallowed and…

I don’t think anyone will be rushing to get rattatas after this. Don’t worry.

I wish almost every “mature rated” game had something silly like this. I had my five year old walk in unexpectedly on me while playing Fallout 4 and I had just pulled off a nice headshot which was being replayed in slow motion. She was VERY upset by this and it ended up giving her nightmares. Crap. 

You forget that TF2 has plennnnnty of cheesy bullshit as well. The only difference is that Overwatch has more variety in their flavours of bullshit.

someday

Some of the graphics in the background remind me of Mega Man Legends. This pleases me.

After showing up to their base for the quest line and seeing them murder a follower right outside in front of me, I decided I was better off without them. Plus I had Old Longfellow with and he didn’t like them so we attacked them and left no survivors. Found out later I missed out on some legendaries only given by the…

You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

Having played it, it doesn’t feel like the Metroid name was just slapped on it. It actually feels like a cool side adventure in a bigger universe and makes me wish we had more of these, just as I’d like there to be more main Metroid games, too. They do a good job not just of using Samus as a supporting character but…

The distance gap required for you to die from your own ultimate with Tracer, Junkrat and Pharah and D.Va is much smaller. A Junkrat will not use his ultimate in a position where he could die from it, a Tracer should still have her rewind or blink to get away, and a Pharah should not be using her ultimatein a location…

Holy shit... have you ever actually played D.Va?