No, a mobile. Like the things that hang in dentist’s offices or nurseries. They have different shapes and weights, but they're placed in a way that it all balances out.

Minor point: asymmetry is not the same as imbalance. Something can still be asymmetrically balanced, classic example being a mobile. So no, Overwatch isn’t imbalanced, or at least it doesn’t try to be. The team actually goes to great lengths to make sure maps and characters that aren’t too weighted in favor of one…

I think you missed the point of the article. It’s more about using data and metrics to evaluate and develop games on a professional competitive level. You can still main a garbage-tier character if you want for funsies. Nobody’s gonna fault you for that. That can be really fun in its own way! But don’t expect people…

Which is why you'll never get jetpacks.

I don’t think Romeo And/Or Juliet has been ported to game form. A real shame, but I kind of like it better in book form because of how ridiculously and creatively it uses the Choose-Your-Own-Adventure format. It’s the only book I’ve “played” that has a secret unlockable character!

Speaking of The Yawhg, maybe check out To Be or Not To Be! It’s basically a choose-your-own-adventure version of Hamlet. It’s pretty basic (it’s pretty much an audiobook with cute graphics), but it’s not bad for $3. Also it’s written by Ryan North, so you get some real gems in there.

A gorilla fled from the moon and became one of Overwatch’s top scientists. He later won a fight against a man who calls himself“Doomfist.”

I mean...Overwatch has always been a bit stupid (and I love it.).

Blizzard, if you do anything, please -PLEASE- let him have references to Ysma.

RIP Duff McWhalen

Overwatch League had a pride day at least! I remember seeing everyone decked out in rainbows, Houston (I think?) coming out with a gay flag, and the normal fan signs being things like “gays into the iris” and stuff like that. It was pretty heartwarming!

Yeah, Hayter has such passion and love for the series in general. Like, he voiced a dumb fan script going around about Snake making a Doritos Locos Taco at Taco Bell. And then Cam Clark (voice of Liquid Snake) did a response while ordering at at a Taco Bell drive-through.

Oh neat. The best part of Fortnite proper was building giant intricate death traps, so this is cool. Shame Fortnight BR doesn't really encourage the same level of creativity.

Like with this Lena/Emily cosplay, I’m just seeing cute gay kisses and intimacy, nothing overtly sexual. Like I get that people will go to the “GIRL HOT” reaction or write off the EmiLena example with “something something context canon” but I don’t think that’s the correct reaction. I don’t think Luke is going for…

Which brings me back to the original comment. It’s two girls kissing. It not any more sexual than a hetero couple or two dudes smooching. It’s a common stigma, the idea that queer intimacy is deviancy -a “sexual commodity” as you put it- to appeal to straight people. You’re confusing a cute kiss for sexual pandering.

Sure, I’ll take that.

Hoo-wee. Would you look at all that objectification. Cryin’ shame all them women folk exist for a man’s pleasure. Downright sinful, that smoochin’.

Ok, but can can you also turn Santa into a plant person and then bang him? I have- I mean, my Sim has a VERY specific fetish.

Wouldn't surprise me. Even Twitch has gotten into the digital distribution scene.

Eh. I really liked getting off my boat to explore, swim around wrecks, and dig up treasures in those games though. The out-of-boat segments really lend more to that idea of going on a pirate adventure and the boat feels more like a safe haven or war vessel. Like, you may love Burnout Paradise, but don’t go shitting on…