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InvadingDuck | Zachary D Long
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Yeah, I wrote on TAY a while back that one of the biggest flaws of Sea of Thieves are that players that only approach the game on it’s most basic level (namely grinding gold, shooting every stranger they see on sight, and trolling people). Unless there’s a huge overhaul in social features or something, I don’t see

This is neat! That’s always been something I’ve wondered about: what does the rest of the Fallout World look like? Is everywhere as advanced as America? Were there places that were mostly spared in the war? I love the golly-gosh retrofuture of all the US settings, but I’d love to see a spinoff that shows off more of

Not always! Sometimes artists just kind of go to default when creating things. Like “same face, different hair syndrome” or “camera is always at the same angle” that can happen in comics. Creative choices can just kind of become a habit and it’s usually a good idea to step back every once in a while and go “am I doing

Sure, but it’s still fair to say “hey so your artistic direction sure does have a lot of busty babes in revealing clothes, huh?” If that was what they were going for then fine. But at least own it instead of giving half-hearted excuses.

Exactly. He’s the character we deserve.

Funny you bring that up, because the people who made Jaws Unleashed, a shark GTA, also made the 3-D Echo the Dolphin: Defender of the Future a few years prior.

Yeah.

Pretty much all of this. The Witcher 3 (and really the entire series) just never clicked. They were all pretty clunk compared to other 3rd-Person action games and Geralt’s bland, sarcastic grumbly-man routine put me off so much that I never got more than a few hours into any of the games. A change in perspective and

I’m more worried about the people who go to these press conferences and cheer whenever brutal violence happens...

I do a bit of plumbing. If you think replacing a fill valve or backwashing a pool filter is anything like crafting an interactive narrative or painting a portrait, boy do I got news for you.

Yeah, it’s like how they ported Street Fighter 4 to PS4 and called it Street Fighter 5.

Everyone?

They did it. From Software made a game with lore so hidden you need PSVR to see it.

Bold choice having all the gameplay segments in the game happen in between gay kisses, but I approve.

I’m sorry for the confusion on the ding-dong situation. Won’t happen again.

This game looks awesome but I’m still laughing at all the dongless, Ken-doll ancient Greek statues.

Ok, so I went to the bathroom during the Starlink because I wasn’t really interested in it and I returned to Starfox on my screen. What a roller coaster of emotions that next minute was.

Patently untrue. Per itch.io’s creator and community Terms of Service:

It bears repeating because you’re the one jumping to extreme “well, anything could be seen as malicious” arguments. Like, you could just as easily say “well, anything could be considered trolling” about Valve’s given guidelines. We both know that’s not how this works.

Here. This isn’t hard.