More asinine than debating what selfie “looks” are ok or not on the internet with strangers during the work day?

The headline should actually read:

Me thinks this article would be a lot different if hubby put hot sauce in wifey’s eyes. 

Nice to see you can make light of a case of domestic battery. 

Why do any details of this woman’s personal life belong on Kotaku? 

God, what a bunch of whiny babies. There are STARVING people in the World! But seriously, (there ARE!) cole slaw is better if it’s a day or three old. So is potato salad. There’s just something about the flavors mingling.

Everyone, just do the world a favor and don’t make public marriage proposals anymore.

The outrage is that they had to throw away their reviews where they gushed all over the food with a bevy of pretentious adjectives and supercilious adverbs. 

Fallon’s a big pussy!

They wanted to do that, but Fallon couldn’t keep himself from giggling and making cute faces.

What a sackless show. The right thing to do here is to take Norm to task for the shitty things he said. But Fallon is incapable of an interview that involves something other playing air guitar, tousling hair and giggling.

You know who’s responsible for Norm McDonald getting bumped, don’t you?

This joke really made me squirm.

The Internet was a mistake.

You’re not a child anymore. The world is no longer wide open to you.

I liked it. Sure, it wasn’t real, but you can’t get real fresh seafood everywhere. And it tasted different than all the other crap. 

Bad cafeteria food really bugs me.

Listen, krab has its uses. And honestly, I wouldn’t waste actual good lump crab meat on a mayo heavy seafood salad anyway. 

Pretty sad you can’t make a “decent” profit selling $1 worth of sandwich for $5

I’ve always had a suspicion that those cheese slices at Subway aren’t real but instead gelatin with “cheese flavoring”.