Yeah, Florida. You just keep being you.

The fact that he, as a physically grown man, is still going back to this same mine for material is a clear indication that he is truly ill. Every time I see his name in any sort of headline, I expect it to be followed by “found dead.” Then I remember that he is far too narcissistic to go to lengths such as those.…

Nope. McDonald’s burgers are dog shit on a bun and their fries are limp, mealy worm-like creatures that taste like overused oil.

I think it’s probably more about Giant getting paid and these butt hurt “experts” not being compensated.

Hahahahaha. This really made me laugh. What a great, life-affirming story that just makes me feel good, all the way to the core.

Maybe these fake police, in this fake world are not as hostile and deliberately aggressive as they are in actual reality. Did I mention this game is not actually based in real life and, in fact, exists in a comic book/video game dimension, wholly different from our own?

They use the venue of the proposal (a video game) as a weak excuse to publish clickbait.

I’d love to see one of these on indoor shopping malls.

...Sadness? 

I’ve never understood shots. That isn’t to say I’ve never indulged in them, but the end result has never been pretty.

Yeah, that took a weird turn right at the end, didn’t it?

Yeah, I get it. I’m just gun shy after a bad Subway mayo incident.

It’s less the krab and more the Subway-quality mayo that worries me the most.

That.. sounds like a recipe for agony.

We would have also accepted: “Subway Sandwiches No Longer Priced Appropriately”

Solid laugh.

“We larva nutritional meal!”

Short answer: Heineken, St. Pauli, Rolling Rock.. you see where I’m going.

Those bathrooms would be the real post-apocalyptic nightmare.

Florida. The last bastion of American sanity in 2018.