So, funny story about this. My family and I just moved to the deep country, outside of a very small village and about 30 minutes from the nearest “city.” The first full day/night we spent at the new place, we decided to drive into the city and have a nice dinner. Being in the process of moving in, we weren’t in a…

It sounds so remarkably like Nixon, it’s frightening.

An Uncrustable, while disgusting, is indeed a sandwich. Tough shit.

Perfect.

I long for the days of the original Armored Core games. The first handful of titles in that series were unmatched. I can’t remember how many times I went back and cleared all of the levels to dig up the hidden parts and weapons because a memory card crapped out.

I’m currently on a mission to collect fucks to give about WoW in 2018.

People are fucking idiots. Who gives a shit.

It seems less a protest on diversity and more on the stupidity and blatant blindness of fast food employment. Not to take away from the guy’s work or anything, but his poster fits in with McD’s advertising because McD’s advertising is amateurish and uninspired.

Yes. Six days less.

Tip according to the level of service you receive, regardless of location.

Just curious. What is Pete Davidson? What sort of creature? Mammalian? 

You’re right! I shouldn’t omit Aldi. We’ve seen them there for as low as .10c a piece, during some holiday weekend sale. We had to dig around a bit, but I think we ended up buying 10 or 12 good quality ones for guacamole and snacking.

Less of a counter and more of a parallel, but I see what you’re driving at. Damn white folks.

Ouch! We just moved into the country, about two hours from a city where they were numerous, so I feel for you.

Do they provide the avocados? Because, if they don’t, you’re going to probably spend every penny of that stipend just paying for your new habit. Hass avocados are one of the most ridiculously overpriced produce items in American grocery stores.

Yeesh. Maybe a different, non-celebratory title graphic?

Look at the damage that invasive species have done to Australia (cats included) over the course of a hundred years or so. Loss of native wildlife is a bigger issue than allowing people to own foreign pets.

I think your cat looks delicious.

They should just have an open season on them, like Louisiana does with the Nutria. Cats suck.

How does this port look on Switch?