The argument was that people do crazy shit. Thanks for weighing in, though.

You should do a little more research before you blindly comment. There are actually multiple instances, like in the case of the tomb of Saint Daniel, where people pilgrimage, by the hundreds, to drink the water that flows from a “spring” inside the tomb. I wouldn’t put anything past religious zealots.

Have you visited the world lately?

This theory definitely makes shopping at Walmart more tolerable.

Our local mall, in the town I grew up in, had a decent food court for its size, for a solid 10+ years. It’s now a shell of its former self, with walled up, empty bays where once proudly stood the likes of a two-story Woolworth’s, a KB Toys, a Walden Books, a Hallmark Store, a RadioShack that absolutely refused to give…

The original Orange Julius was mine, too. Now, the drink of my teen years has been absorbed by DQ (who I love) and rendered unremarkable by the removal of the egg whites. You’re better off making them at home, putting on some REM and sobbing quietly over your wasted youth.

I’d also accept “tomato pie.”

It’s not so much the chips (I love pizza Pringles), it’s that deep dish pizza isn’t pizza.

There are a lot of other “Midwestern” flavors that would have been more inspired than fried pickle, but I’m glad they didn’t lump us in with the travesty that is deep dish pizza.

Exactly this. Switch is the hot platform for Indie ports. I don’t understand how publishers are missing this.

So, is this an article making fun of Iowa or...

Say what? I hate responding to this, as it’s one of the stupidest arguments I’ve ever read, but my disbelief required verbiage. 

Replace Stonehearth with TUG. Me.

What an awful story, but I’m glad you got it out, Nathan. When Star Citizen and Elite:Dangerous first came to light, I seriously considered investing in one or both. I’m always on the look out for a game that can give me what No Man’s Sky was supposed to.

Eeeeeh.. “Gotten with the times” is a bit of a stretch. It’s still, very obviously, a title from 2004.

Coffee breath.

That dude in the blue jumpsuit is absolutely thrilled to find a mummified corpse.

You’d expect him to be better at handling balls.

Anything on the grill or smoked pork ribs.

I miss Armored Core.