6) Get a Google Home.

Look at that greasy face. Dude is lit up like a Christmas tree in that photo.

What are you doing?! My kids might see this! You monster!

I went with Cubone, but you score points for proximity.

Cubone, you philistines. 

Put very simple, Guerrilla shouldn’t have been called a Red Faction game. The severe degree of loss of freedom from the first game to the sequel was jarring and disappointing. I remember playing Guerrilla when it was first release and every time I destroyed something, I felt like I was waiting for the actual result,…

What’s wrong with her head in that first picture? Was it enlarged to show detail? It just looks.. odd.

Nope. Luke wouldn’t do that.

I wonder if Luke just vanishes into robes at the end of the game, like some poorly conceived “twist” no one asked for.

And I will continue to miss out.

Which is which? They look like the same person.

Yeeeaah... Somebody’s forgotten about the first Dawn of War and it’s huge selection of expansions. That game did it right and somehow squeezed in damn near every race, eventually. I don’t see Relics beating DoW out for the top spot.

Yes, what a way to make Leon look like a woman.

I call bullshit on this guy just happening upon this fucking thing.

Respect, Patrick. There are a handful of others I’d have traded for you to stay.

This. Fries comment was also idiotic. The moment Price posted ANYTHING to social media she most certainly DID ask for feedback.

I clicked this article, totally prepared to give a fuck. I was mistaken.

No, I don’t. Chick-fil-A fucking sucks and runs through me like Chick-fil-A through a goose.

Yours is the first comment in the string of them that I felt compelled to add a star to.

A-1 sauce is a awful on anything, let alone paired with mayonnaise and added to a hot dog. You bring shame to your family.