And your VERY LAST resort. Even expertly applied tourniquets can do more harm than good, given a huge variety of variables in the situation.

The original Red Faction game was too good to make a sequel to. That’s why Guerrilla never struck the same chord for me. The destruction you could do to the environment in the first one was almost limitless and the second game just fell so far short of that, it was a complete disappointment. I can’t say I’m not…

Gizmodo: “The Impending Extinction of Man is Bad, And Here’s Why”

Calling a coffee shop barista a “food service worker” is a significant stretch of the term.

I have a thick, black beard that I’ve always kept closely cropped to my face. I shower everyday and was it thoroughly with shampoo and conditioner. I’ve never had an issue with flakes and I’m thankful for that.

Let’s say, just hypothetically, you’re a raging masochist and you already have three kids, with another on the way.. How do you bribe other adult family members to split the kids four ways and follow you for all of your trips? Hypothetically. 

Fucking gross.

The whole movie was a “fuck you” to the legacy, in general. It blatantly disregards everything that is/was Star Wars up until that point.

Kimchi. I mean, come the fuck on. We live in a society.

I think we need to revisit how we use the word “controversy.”

Sorry, Jimmy. I had very little respect for you before you groveled for forgiveness for sucking up to the big, orange monster. Now, I have zero.

Fallon is a toadie. He most certainly does want everyone to like him, including Trump. Rather than hit the man with real questions, or even make jokes at his expense, he went out of his way to play with him like a smitten toddler.

Oddly enough, the Kate McKinnon episode will probably be the only one I skip.

Nebraska has the best shape.

The science behind “this is fucking delicious!”

Ah, I see. I was just going off of the description in the article. I’m not from the area, so I don’t have any knowledge of the place.

But why go to a “beer and burger” joint and order that specific meal, at all? I have to assume, being a father, he had to have had some say in where he ate his father’s day meal.

I think it’s veering right into uncanny valley.

So, you don’t see anything wrong with Claire’s weird baby-head? It’s like they went for “cute” and ended up with Gelfling. It’s not a good look.

Originally posted in Spring of 1991.