I pulled it successfully a few times over at first as a kid. Trying not to laugh as the opposing coach screams at you about “respecting the game” or some bullshit is very hard. Even had them try to pull me out of the handshake line at the end.

He’s the hero America deserves.

Yeah, because heaven forbid someone should periodically have the same option that the teams have: Considering whether or not compensation and working conditions are aligned with performance... Those fucking players, man!

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He should have stuck with fencing.

This is poetic justice and confirmation bias fuel all at once.

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

But then again we all know minorities can’t be racist.

I mean... people on the Cute Animal Pic forum should be able to scroll through that without having to filter through a bunch of racist propaganda, but I agree that those asshats should be able to say whatever they want as long as they aren’t harassing/spamming everyone.

100% this.

Sadly this. I doubt they’ll find the smoking gun that Trump personally approved unlawful collusion or money laundering and obstruction is too “squishy” for the average American to understand and get worked up about.

I bet it isn’t. People have been saying “They’ve got ______. It’s all over except for the crying,” and nothing ever happens. Then they say, “Yeah, well this time it’s different,” and it never is.

If Donald Trump fires Mueller he’ll...look really guilty (He’s looked really guilty for about 40 years now, guys) and nothing will come of it.

Trump’s parade isn’t going to pay for itself. Do you know how much it costs to gold plate all those tanks?

The program cost $7.2 million? Geez, that won’t even get Scott Pruitt through the quarter.

Surely you mean ‘ Fuck, Marry, Kill’ but with the same person, right??

You misspelled “librul.”

Eh, I still only go to 2 or 3 a month even with the moviepass. I’ve seen people saying “I see so many more movies now that they’re free!”, but, really? What’s your time worth? Dogshit is still dogshit. Watching a Miles Teller movie costs you in other ways.