“Don’t be brown, don’t be brown, don’t be brown.” — the silent prayer I pray after a mass casualty event in regards to the identity of the killer.

It was only reading about this album (and comments from people on those articles) that I realized “If I Had a Heart” was used as a show’s opening music. I looked up that opening — it’s great, and they repurpose the song for their own thematic use so well. Doesn’t hurt that “If I Had a Heart” is one of, if not the,…

“Have you heard anything bad things about Virginia in general or this county in particular? Contact us at our gossip desk. It used to be called a reporting desk, but that seemed a little grandiose!”

If he knows the names, and will only reveal them for money, isn’t that extortion?

No, not a witch hunt. And I don’t think Spacey (or any other Hollywood predator) deserves to be protected, however I just can’t take it seriously when Gawker/Gizmodo/Jezebel does it because of the lengthy precedent, when it was not done for serious journalistic reasons but because they’re more TMZ than NYT.

No, it’s definitely gross (and illegal). But you know what else is gross? Gawker/Gizmodo stooping to TMZ levels of tawdriness. Reminds me of the Hulk Hogan sex tape, the outing of that closeted executive, offering 10k for unphotoshopped photos of Lena Dunham’s Vogue shoot, and all the other shit they’ve pulled over…

I’m surprised they’re not sweetening the pot with an offer of a 10k cheque.

That’s what he did on the set of HOC and that’s also in the Gawker piece? Um, I think not. Try to focus: “What exactly did Kervin Spacey do on the set of House of Cards?”

Right? And I had no idea that people didn’t know he was gay.

Hot blond? If this girl were walking around the mall you wouldn’t give her a second glance. Basic white sorority girl from my point of view.

“I’ll never forgive him. But I’m not ashamed.”

“all of my best, strongest and fastest inmates are black”—Bob McNair

Problem solved

Pfft. My daughter emerged from the womb with her hand over her heart, reciting the Pledge of Allegiance perfectly. #notallbabies

When my daughter was 2, she refused to let me use wet wipes to clean her after she pooped, and insisted on being wiped with a shred of an American flag which had been moistened with tears shed by decent upstanding citizens at the moral decay our society has been experiencing since, oh, about September 22nd, 1862. But…

I know that there was the shark humping picture and this pretty bad loss, but why and how on Earth is acknowledging that you and your players have been receiving death threats grounds for termination?

Friendly reminder that it is improper to “slap” and “fist” a nazi. Instead, one should “punch” a nazi, for they do not deserve the pleasure of offending everyone..

Do birds fly at 30,000 feet and minus 80 degree temps? I‘m going with the Markelle Fultz free throw theory.