Congrats...your the 3,425 Sixers fan to point to that. Mind you the “offensive foul” they called on Rozier that led to that was interesting. Its ok, Sixers have nothing to be ashamed of. Plenty of teams get help from the refs to keep series going an extra game or two.

Maybe the attorney saw that the kid was guilty as sin / the case was a sure loser.

That, or ineffective assistance of counsel. You notice Flood hasn’t said a word.

Methinks Chump and Fooliani are laying the groundwork for a (lawyer/client) insanity defense.

“Then there’s the colony. There are countless women dying from radiation exposure and they don’t come together and at least kill one of their oppressors. How much worse can it get? Fight. I’m picking up radiated waste and ripping their masks off and shoving it down their throats.”

Irrelevant. Anything else, stupid?

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when children are bombarded with constantly changing shock headlines on TV and the internet, then given a platform to freely converse with adults. Don’t be this kid.

I’m not disputing the idea that other countries have it worse. I’m disputing the idea that no one is oppressed in America and that we shouldn’t care about oppression in America because there is oppression elsewhere.

This guy must steal shit all the time, right? I can’t imagine the kind of person who’s first instinct on seeing an unattended jacket hanging on a chair is to take it isn’t a klepto or someone who has gotten away with just taking shit for so long that he doesn’t think twice about it.

“LET’S GET READY TO MAKE SEXUAL ABUSE ABUSE ALLEGATIONS WITHOUT CONTEXT, REFERENCES OR PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF”

I have nothing but great memories working here and covering four World Series, three Super Bowls, three NBA championship runs, a Stanley Cup and two U.S. Opens.

Thank goodness we have all of this insightful television to make the world a better place so we don’t have to.

Canada is just up the street.

Can I ask that question a different (READ: stupid) way? Are the Celtics better next year with Hayward and Kyrie back? I know it sounds pretty stupid (and it probably is), but doesn’t the offense change significantly with those two replacing the current starters? Doesn’t it slow down, become a little more iso and less…

Exactly

And this is the part where the ignorant person in the room decides to throw his 2 cents in...

In that they both stand on stage and tell jokes they’re certainly interchangeable.

“If you graduated and you’re still giving money to school, school is a $120,000 hooker that you fell in love with.” I want to tell that to so many people.