In Georgia where I live “inside of the spot she uses to go to the bathroom”gets a minimum 25 years in prison and “outside of the spot she uses to go to the bathroom” can get you probation. It’s hard to do a “she’s lying because [insert perceived slight against child or her parents]” cross-examination on a 6 year old…

I have done shit just to get fired from a job I hate.

Camerawoman died on train trestle four years ago filming Allman Brothers biopic.

Romanians have free time because they are not in USA’s labor colony which no one really notices because of all the consumer goods and “freedom.” Second, this a reason to be skeptical at restaurant reviews — someone else’s Whopper may be THE BEST!! whereas you think it’s just carbs plus a burger.

The #Red is an iPhone 8 tie-in. Or U2.

Amazing how in the comments those supporting teachers think 5+5+9 = 20. smh

Presumably Cohen has a ledger of payoffs to women and Guiliani is just getting out ahead of it. Even though a ledger of payoffs to other women isn’t illegal and thus would likely be redacted by the special master reviewing the Cohen files.

Ok, Kanye. We all make our choices.

Try Deadline or Vulture for all your TV review needs.

Not a doctor, but isn’t six (or seven) months three times as long as someone needs to recover from a broken leg?

USA dropped 2 A-Bombs but Japan only capitulated when the Soviets invaded from the north thus opening a two front war that Japan could not defend. The Soviets got the Sakhalin Islands out of it though Japan disputes that until this day.

If fifth option worked then super genius.

Much as I historically hate the Celtics I would love to see The Process swept. That 17 game win streak was unsettling.

1,000 whole dollars? I’ll get right on it.

But not quite enough to bone Stormy Daniels.

He’s always ignorant and always in his own room.

You’re spending way too much time trying to educate an idiot. They already said “technically” so there’s nothing to learn here.

Does your mom know you’re using the computer?

You start off with society being made whole but then you want to modify his sentence because you “don’t think hardly anyone needs to go to jail”. You’re just a crazy person.

If you fire some hydrogen isotopes at each other within a chamber you would create an unlimited amount of energy that would power the truck indefintely although vaporizing everything within a 3,000 foot radius. Working on the details.