My goodness, this is a blast from the past! I certainly didn’t expect to find another response to this thread when I finally scrounged up enough free time to come back to Kinja and see what I’ve been missing. I hope I didn’t keep you waiting for too long. Now, as to your post...

Bless her heart.

I believe it was a socio-political complaint about the prevalence of "fat-cats" in oligarchical societal structures, with a post-modern tinge of sarcastic sympathy for extra emphasis.

Well, I admit it, I took the bait. Vigorexia is the preoccupation with building muscle. Turns out that's a thing now.

Genius!!

You know, I actually met him back in the day. He was a pretty down-to-Earth guy with a great sense of humor from what little I saw. I think he would've thought your comment was pretty funny. ;)

Fingers crossed!!

Damn, his estate is going to need some aloe for that burn you just gave.

And their little dog, too!

Cancer of the feels. No, wait, cancer of the broken heart!

Mudslide? Terrorist attack? Or better yet, one of them was already dead!!

Isn't that kind of what happens in The Notebook, though? I mean, and it wasn't bad. It's just everything that came next was... Well. I'm not a fan.

So, which one of them dies in this one?

That was where my mind went next. Aw, sookie, sookie, now was third.

I got down to the Bradley Cooper/ Suki Waterhouse thing, and my brain just instantly derailed to

I wonder which one Chelsea Handler thinks it is?

Sadly, either the pain medication was doing its job too well, or the implant surgery had deadened or possibly even severed some nerve endings.

I'm so glad I could help, and I remain very sorry that you're having to go through all of this. I wish there was more that I could do. I'm sending you good thoughts and lots of non-denominational, non-deity-specific prayers up for you!

I get what you're saying, and I totally respect that. We all have to do what we have to do to get along in this world.