Ugh! Ok we'll add three months of cleaning up after other people to this mandated labor period in our dictatorship.

No, he was not hot. I was also 18 and he had 30 years on me. S0 really I think he was some old fuck that wanted to get a young fuck, but sorry. My pussy is not for everyone and if that hurts your feelings I just don't care. No I do care, I wish it hurt you more :D

Once in college a dude in a suit tried to hit on me at the train station. He was being a creep and when I turned to tell him to fuck off I found I needed to burp. So I did. He left :D

Thank you. Nice to hear some sensible talk about poor states, rather than barely masked classist judgement.

Abortion actually makes you the mother of no one,* which I believe is the point.

Oddly enough the Supreme Court has a buffer zone that's larger than the one abortion clinics had and they're keeping it. Such Supreme Cowards aren't they?

I wonder how these Christian Zealot Nincompoops ended in San Francisco in the first place. The San Francisco atmosphere should be enough to suffocate them anyway, a la Eric Cartman.

The antichoicers' ridiculous claims that all they want is civilized discourse with their fellow citizens is SUCH a joke. They want to scream and harp at you and make you feel like shit and have nightmares. They want to follow your doctors and clinic-workers home, stalk them and harass them and put signs up outside…

Don't like 25% of pregnancies end in miscarriage? Are they mad at THOSE women for being mothers of a dead baby? Like, Christ. That sign makes me feel like shit, and I've never had an abortion or an unplanned pregnancy. Just a bunch of chemical ones. Fuck them.

As much as that sign pisses me off, it's the 19 year old pious college students whining at the patients that irritate me more. "We will help you!" Such utter bullshit.

Anti-choicers come to my university every year to protest and yell horrid things at people just trying to go to class. One year, they put out a comment board, and my friend, who had no patience left to give, just left a metal coat hanger hanging on it.

I don't understand how the buffer zones can't be allowed. If the people protesting have a constitutional right to do that, doesn't the first amendment also give people who wanna show up to make a buffer zone the right to do that?

The suffering is what gives it that "Better'n You" glow.

See, if people bring up that verse, I want to ask them: 'Jeremiah was a prophet, why would you assume you get the same treatment? Of course G-d knew him early, he's a freaking prophet! You are not!'

You have to be 18 to give blood to fashion companies and I don't think there are any people that into fashion who make it to 18 still a virgin.

I'm also always surprised how easily many Christians discount the Old Testament. "Oh, that's the OLD Covenant."

I, for one, can't WAIT to see this shit performed in drag clubs.

I learned from a 45-year-old country song exactly why God made girls: to tell off the shaming bigots of the Harper Valley PTA.

These selfish dimwits, spearheaded by Trump, don't seem to realize that we actually have had Ebola on our soil - in addition to dozens of fatal and highly contagious viruses that have called the US home for decades. There are highly secure labs that have been experimenting with the virus for years. Not to mention…

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