God, that one killed me. That show could really bring it.

Also, obligatory:

This needs to be mine!

Full disclosure, I am a zookeeper here in the US. I do invertebrates, hence the name, but I've also worked with birds, small mammals, and herps.

bitch please

I suppose it was. I used a Swiffer mop and channeled Xena in dealing the final blow.

"Considering the way music is right now, you're better off listening to a book," he said. "Honestly, it's more entertaining."

I highly recommend 'Dry' by Augusten Burroughs. It manages to be snarky, raw, hilarious, and touching all at once.

For some reason I find the word "rapscallion" to be hysterical.

No harm in asking, tell him $25 is a lot less to shell out than 18 years of child support, ha. And if he says no he's probably not worthy of your sexitimeness anyway and boo on him.

It's the sort of thing that only works if you believe it'll work.

Yeah, wow, IIRC I made $20/night.

I know its funny how little guys notice about these sorts of things. I'll put on something I've had for years and he'll comment "oh thats cute is that new?" but whatever, like you said its for me!

Agree!

Really?! Wow. She's not doing anything outrageous (that the public knows of, anyway). She does have a point- she does activities that are legal. I would not consider her a bad influence. I can think of much worse examples.

I suspect it makes all the water in the tub holy water, too. How much more blessed can it be than if it's used for seeing whether or not the pope can float?

Matching sets are krptonite. I'm recovering from my lingerie addiction but I take really good care of the stuff I have. I'm one of those "special drawer with tissue paper" people. I don't think my boyfriends have ever cared one way or the other but I really like knowing I'm wearing a nice set.