The most bizarre and liberally minded professor at our university taught a course on the Bible as Literature. Devoted Evangelicals flocked to take it, I suspect many of them were sorely disappointed when they realized what they were in for. My roommate and I almost considered taking it just so we could enjoy the…

Well, yes, but he seems to think she only married a lady because there aren't any good men left! He just had to FIND her a good man and she'd drop that wife in the blink of an eye! It's really a foolproof plan.... or not...

My cat once took a selfie of himself by trying to bat at the litle moving thing on the ipod, he shut down the program, opened the camera, and snapped a picture. Very impressive.

Damn... you can make good money letting people watch you eat, you can make good money writing short story monster erotica... why do fake jobs pay so much better than real ones and why can't I think of a new fake job angle to muscle in on?

I think it's because I'm not "pro abortion" per say, I'm in favor of women having control over their own bodies and not having any decision forced on them. To me, being forced to abort a child you are excited about and desperately want is very similar to being forced to carry and give birth to one you don't. Both are…

Tell me about it, I'm thankful for the 'dismiss' button today.

"...you might consider hiring some hackers to get you into their email account.UGH, nevermind, turns out the third option is illegal!"

Ugh, typical government over regulation - am I right? *Sarcasm*

Seriously! Isn't this part of the pro-choice movement? I don't want abortion restricted and I certainly don't want it forced on someone either. Reproductive coercion is reproductive coercion no matter how you slice it. Those opposed to abortion are always claiming the pro-choice side wants things like this and I'm…

I wish I'd thought it through before clicking on the link, or seen this post. Oh dear God...

This might be the world's most boring movie poster ever. That somehow seems strangely fitting for such a mediocre book that tried to pitch itself as dangerous, but hey, what do I know!

... but they are awesome!

Exactly, the height of the 'live and let live' argument. Do I sometimes roll my eyes at someone's selfies? Yes, but that's about as much energy as I'll exert for it. I'm usually pretty happy when my friends and family are happy, even if it is just because they look awesome in that lighting this morning. I'd rather see…

Selfies with pets should never be shunned! LOOK AT THE PRETTY DOGGY!!! Who else is going to over photograph my kitties and me?

I'll admit, I feel a little bad for someone who doesn't have a single profile picture or what not that isn't a selfie of just them because I feel like that means you never go anywhere with other people or have them take pictures of you, but ultimately, selfies are so far down on my list of 'who cares' that I just…

It's the simplicity of this response that is its sheer brilliance!

There's a picture of me as an itty bitty kitty opening up this present on Christmas morning when I was 1 or 2 years old and I've had him ever since... You can have him when you tear him out of my cold dead hands!

I came home after seeing that movie and found my Tiger stuffed animal I've had since forever and hugged what's left of the stuffing out of him. I felt bad for my boyfriend, he'd thrown out all his childhood toys because, you know, boys can't keep them, and he was super bummed about their fate, he needed to borrow Tig.

Excellent! Now girls can give up on their academic careers right off the bat and focus solely on the long shot of sports for the big payoff in their lives. Equality!

I have never understood the fascination with this woman. When all you hear is "Mother Teresa is a great lady who helped the poor" then sure she sounds great, but when you actually look at ANYTHING she did; how can anyone admire her? Even from a Catholic Church point of view, she seems to have set the bar pretty low.

In all fairness, my undergrad university in New England did cancel every once and awhile because the weather was so bad that it was dangerous for professors and commuter students to come in as well as to run the university bus transport system. One snowstorm they didn't and a young professor died while driving to…