Which part, the summary or the background I referenced?

Long story short, Abaddon’s previous 12 Black Crusades were actually laying the groundwork for the 13th Black Crusade that overwhelmed the pylons on Cadia and despite a valiant defence, Cadia was destroyed. Free from the warp-negating powers of the pylons, the Warp broke free from the Eye of Terror and split the…

Unless I’m mistaken, this will be the first game to be set in the new 40k timeline set after the events of the Fall of Cadia and the opening of the Great Rift, so I’m really fuckin’ excited.

What, you don’t believe that our reptilian overlords were getting hungry so they faked a missile attack so they could feast on the Hawaiians fat with orgone energy?!!!

Well, when almost all of your entire operation, including manufacturing, is based in the U.K. it means that your costs are going to be higher, taking into account the global nature of your operation, there’s gonna be a lot of costs associated with keeping your worldwide network of brick and mortar stores staffed and…

40k Painting interspersed with PUBG. I got this guy finished yesterday, today I start on a Spartan Assault Tank, clearing out my backlog and preparing for a huge Apocalypse game in April. Gotta get a bunch of stuff ready for it.

Well the prizes in these boxes are cosmetic only, which was not the case with Battlefront, which contained in-game bonuses. That was what people were upset about, was the ability to buy an advantage.

That’s amazing, I use the same combination on my luggage...

Nowadays?!

Because they’ll just lie and their constituents will believe them and continue to vote for them because, what, you gonna vote for a fuckin’ Democrat? Hell no.

The Chevy will be donating the proceeds from next years mid-engine Corvette #1 to benefit those affected.

Does it have to be a car? Can’t I just get a Lamborghini V12 and mate it with everything?

Hahaha!

Why is his body hairless everywhere except the forearms?

The Fiesta ST, Ford! Please, just tell us!

(Good gravy that thing does look good though.)

I mean, everyone needs a fun story they can tell at parties.

Oh man, wouldn’t it be great if his Secret Service codename was: “Scarecrow”?

One to keep on the radar, but I’ll probably end up sticking to PUBG. I like that everyone starts on a level playing field and that when it’s over it just resets. I am also the kind of person who’ll go for that long, stalking methodical kill, only to make that one wrong move and fuck it all up when the last moment of…

Example:

Benedict Cumberbatch: “Sexual assault is bad.”
Headline: “Congrats To Benedict Cumberbatch Who Did The Absolute Bare-Minimum.”

Or Harrison Ford.